Mom
- Never drink a whole bottle of wine, you will be flat on your butt.
- Never mix your liquors, you will be flat on your butt.
- Make sure you drink lots of water, that prevents hangovers.
- You'll want to stick to light beers right now.
- It's okay to mix your liquors, as long as they're the same color.
- Heineken tastes like skunk piss.
- Long Island Iced Teas are tasty.
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